Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. ~Florence King
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. ~Michelle Pfeiffer
Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape. It invades my body against my will, and it's not fair. ~Patty Young
To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist. ~Terri Guillemets
